Bunch of invincibles

Of course you know about Michael Noer’s article at Forbe’s on professional women, marriage, divorces and men? ? And how it is getting reactions and responses from all over?

I really don’t understand what the commotion is all about??? All that this poor man said, was that

“Guys: A word of advice. Marry pretty women or ugly ones. Short ones or tall ones. Blondes or brunettes. Just, whatever you do, don’t marry a woman with a career.

Why? Because if many social scientists are to be believed, you run a higher risk of having a rocky marriage. While everyone knows that marriage can be stressful, recent studies have found professional women are more likely to get divorced, more likely to cheat, less likely to have children, and, if they do have kids, they are more likely to be unhappy about it……”

And hey…give the guy some leeway…he is ultimately speaking in the interest of keeping marriages in place and men happy… ( Folks from Save Indian Families for instance, aren’t you proud of me??)

One must understand that Men (The species that’s God’s gift to earth AND Women) lead stressful lives. The last thing they need is the fear that their wives are having an affair at work because they have found a “co-worker” they like better than their husbands. One can’t risk her seeing you for the oaf that you are, so the simple solution: Find women who don’t have any careers. The only men they’re likely to meet are in the realm of the household and are let’s say, less of a threat may be. She won’t prefer the plumber over you now, will she?

Secondly, the article says that career women are less likely to have children. No babies??!!?? Pray, what is the use of marrying the bitch anyway then? Blasphemous!

Pst Pst. He has also suggested that she isn’t going to be happy with you if she earns more. And you of course wouldn’t be happy if she earned more. So basically, no way can the woman earn more than you, because you just can’t be happy! So I suggest you best bet is to find a high school drop out may be, or someone who can’t ever hold a job…that way you can stay secure about her never doing well, and I hope that’ll make you feel just a little better.

Thus, the moral of the story is that career minded professional chicks are a bad bet in every way….imagine,

• the house will be dirty ( cleaning the house is her job that she’s going to neglect for her career),
  
• you will fall ill ( momma might not be around to nurse the 30 year old child-man in diapers),
• she might cheat on you ( she will discover those smart better men you have tried so hard to keep her away from) and what’s worse,
  
• she may even divorce you !!!!(these women I tell you… they are NEVER satisfied, such high aspirations!), and what’s the pits??
• she might not give you any bunny bundles of joy (I ask again, what is the point of marrying her then anyway? The baby factory has to work!)

So thank you Mr Noer, that’s sound advice. And I completely support you. Make sure men don’t marry professional housekeepers women, and do US women a favour. We’re better off single.

And Dear Mr Noer, while we’re at at, take that article and shove it up you-know-where.

And guys, also take a look here and here.

I am outta here!